Drop Your Pants for the Online Circle Jerk
Quite a news orgy we’re in, eh folks? A sitting U.S. Congressman and Senate candidate says it’s rare for a woman to become pregnant if she gets “legitimately” raped. That is super-not-true and...
View ArticleLet’s Embrace Prince Hochte’s Budding Bromance
GOLD MEDAL: Prince Harry swims with Lochte at 3 a.m. in Vegas pool full of bikini-clad girls... drudge.tw/NCZy7M— DRUDGE REPORT (@DRUDGE_REPORT) August 21, 2012 Awwww. Come on, it’s cute! Prince...
View ArticleFuck Facebook
I’m one of those Facebook-quitting freaks. Deleting that ball-and-chain left a hole in my life that is now filled with joy. I alienated plenty of people in the process. In an effort to notify actual...
View ArticleMommy Blogger Just Wants Respect and For You To Stop Fucking
Welcome to JollyEvil’s first stab at entitled parents. Generally I like to sit back and let toobigforstroller and STFUParents do the heavy lifting, but you, Sasha Brown-Worsham, you are extra special....
View ArticleTweeting #Isaac
I follow a lot of people from New Orleans on Twitter. I’m in love with the city. My dream-life scenarios (that don’t involve far-flung countries) all include a little place in the Marigny where I spend...
View ArticleEvery Year You Get Another Year Older
Yo Adriane, can we talk? I wrote an essay for The Awl which is maybe the best thing I ever wrote! Or you'll hate it :( theawl.com/2012/08/twenty…— Adriane Quinlan (@AdrianeQ) August 29, 2012 Guess...
View ArticleA Better 27
Jolly’s been feeling a little guilty about Evil’s hack-job on that Awl piece. I went to town on the writer, but it’s really not her fault that her essay appeared online with serious structural flaws....
View ArticleAn Open Letter To “Never Forget” Bumper Stickers
Dear Stickers, What specifically are you concerned about me forgetting? My roommate waking me up in our dorm on 9th Street after the first plane hit? Seeing ant-sized jumpers, all falling at the same...
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